February 2012
i tell myself over and over again that i should go to bed early from now on because it’s not good for my health to always stay up late until 2 in the morning but somehow i still end up going to bed at 2 in the morning. so now it’s my cue to sleep.
good night guys!
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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breatheamore replied to your post: breatheamore replied to your post: omfg you guys…
i received a submitted one which basically said the same thing but didn’t have the images. it just seemed sketchy, yours seems a little less so, maybe you should ask the staff?
good idea!
breatheamore replied to your post: omfg you guys is this real are is this just spam?
i’ve heard it’s spam. or at least, there was one kind of it that was. :(
did you receive this too? did you click on it?
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omfg you guys is this real are is this just spam?
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my otp: exists
me: oh my god
me: holy ripe bananas in a barrel
me: look at them
me: their love is so powerful
me: WHAT IF THEY KISSED RIGHT NOW
me: THEY HAVE TO KISS
me: they didnt kiss
me: they must be waiting for the right moment
me: bless their beautiful little hearts
me: i love you
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“I hadn’t realized how much I’d been needing to meet someone I might be able to...”
– Talk Before Sleep, Elizabeth Berg (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
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benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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Interviewer: Which has more wire-work, Spidey or The Social Network?
Andrew Garfield: What’s funny is in that scene where I smash the computer, I had my hands attached to a wire because I got so tired. I had a whole rigging team with wires lifting my hands like puppeteers.
Interviewer: Wait, what?
Andrew Garfield: Also I was too lazy to walk, so they put wires on my toes and heels when I needed to walk backwards. There was a scene where I flew, which I’m sure will be on the DVDs. I’m so mad at Mark, I flew at him in a rage.
Interviewer: Oh you’re joking. Damn your dry British wit. You had me. You’re a good actor.
Andrew Garfield: Yeah, I’m good on the phone.
neneleakesweave:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
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what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
#I was so alone #and I owe you so much
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Social Anxiety test. →
Your score was 25.
Scores in the 21 - 30 range indicate mild Social Anxiety.
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me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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malbaggs:
have you guys checked mapcrunch’s twitter
we broke it
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